Grinch Hotline

Need a little holiday mischief with your Christmas magic? Call our Grinch Hotline and hear a grumpy, green take on the season that’s still fun and kid-friendly.

Phone
(979) 205-7067

Length:
1-2 minute pre-recorded message

What you’ll get:

  • A grinch greeting that starts off a little grumpy

  • Some playful complaints about all these bright, beautiful lights

  • A reminder that even the Grinch’s heart can grow a few sizes when he sees a house lit up right

  • A quick shout-out to Christmas Light Professionals for making the neighborhood sparkle

Note: This line is just for fun - it’s a pre-recorded, PG message for kids and adults. For quotes, scheduling, or questions about your lights, please use the contact form on our “Contact” page.